Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020

Snakes and Alligators

Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.

Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake January 23, 2016

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 03, 2020