Old Spice Sandwich

when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.

Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.

Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.

Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.

by chuckmcnorissx October 3, 2018

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020

hershey sandwich

When two girls shit in each other

Woah did you see them they just did a Hershey sandwich

by Bob Jr Sr Jr June 11, 2016

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.

Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.

by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019