Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

mileven syndrome

causes you to cry through the night, have heartaches and headaches, an itchy leg, curly hair and uncontrollable nose and ear bleeds. It lasts for 353 at the maximum.

I totally ship mileven it’s such an adorable name. I think i have... mileven syndrome!

by uniberry4 March 13, 2018

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

Stuckhome Syndrome

When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long you’re afraid it’s going to be weird when you can leave the house again.

After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist

by Tomazon April 25, 2020

ike syndrome

the act of twitching like crazy due to a problem with their nervous system named after a boy named ike.

All of a sudden I got a sudden sympton of ike syndrom

by Dick Hurtz February 16, 2005

Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

by FIZZWIDGET666 March 1, 2019

down syndrome

A term for an addiction to the band System of a Down

Mike listens to System of a Down all day, he has down syndrome.

by m-dubya June 1, 2005