A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

You are retarded for looking this up.
by Cows August 29, 2020

Retard is a medical slur against people with disabilities and mental disabilities. Only people that have disabilities can say this. If you tell a disabled person they cannot say it, you are abliest.
Kaylynn: "you are retarded"
Danne: "dont say that, that's a slur"
Kaylynn: "im joking"
Danne: "you still aren't disabled. Don't say it you absolute asshole."
Danne: "dont say that, that's a slur"
Kaylynn: "im joking"
Danne: "you still aren't disabled. Don't say it you absolute asshole."
by Jevglwnyua April 7, 2022

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Wow! That is a very hard math equation! You must be very Retarded.
Only retarded people can solve this riddle!
Only retarded people can solve this riddle!
by tnr01 August 9, 2020
