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A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies
Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.
by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022
mugGet the A Real Onemug.

Real

Someone who's simply always pleasant to be around and provides hookups
My dealer Joey is so real always hooking me up with extra g's
by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016
mugGet the Realmug.

Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
mugGet the Real accomplishmentsmug.

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!
by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024
mugGet the Real real funny guymug.

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke
*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real
by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022
mugGet the Realmug.

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Rewards are not realmug.

REAL WORLD AI

Simply put devised by STEVE JOBS at APPLE and further REFINED BY TIM COOK CEO OF APPLE.
Everything about the URBAN DICTIONARY AND sub DICTIONARIES in many ways was devised by STEVE JOBS by utilizing REAL WORLD AI.
by CUM GET SUCKED April 13, 2021
mugGet the REAL WORLD AImug.

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