ultra-racist

A person who has an irresistible and irrational temptation to express their hatred of a specific race in an extremely profound manner, usually in a physical way, thus leading to extreme injury or potential death.

“I just met someone the other day who had the urge to beat someone down just because they were of a different skin color, what an ultra-racist!”

by spaghetti maker i make spaghet December 22, 2023

Extraordinarily Racked

When one is extraordinarily racked they have done way too much cocaine in a small amount of time. The symptoms of being extraordinarily racked are full pupils, huge eyes, the inability to stop talking, people being visibly freaked out by your presence, and an heart rate of 160+ etc.

Yo did you see Reese last night? He was Extraordinarily Racked.

by Doctor Sockalingham January 7, 2024

Plate Racist

Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior

In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.

by Ive_had_wrse January 20, 2024

abstract racism

Hate, discrimination or prejudice against a hypothetical race which exists only in thought or as an idea and does not have a physical or concrete existence. Abstract racism usually involves creation of an imaginary race which then becomes the subject of hatred.

I heard Kevin talking shit about some imaginary race. It must have been some kind of an abstract racism.

by djadamm January 26, 2024

Thumb Rack

They're the dimples on the lower back where you can rest your thumbs when hitting it from behind.

Did you see that girl when she bent over to tie her shoes? Yeah she had a nice set of Thumb Racks.

by JPetto19 January 31, 2024

Aversive Racism

1. a type of racism that occurs when a person sees a statistic and doesn't immediately assume racism is the reason for it

2. a type of racism that occurs when a person brings up any legitimate or logical explanation as to why there might an inequity between two groups of races (mainly one has to be white), that isn't racism

3. a type of racism that occurs when someone is being a critical thinker; (thinking is a white construct)

It's aversive racism to suggest that Breonna Taylor was tragically killed by cops because they were defending themselves after her boyfriend started shooting them, and not because they were racist themselves.

Wal-Mart is leaving Chicago because A) they want to starve black neighborhoods, or B) they're getting shoplifted into oblivion. If you think the latter, you're committing aversive racism.

You think our racial backgrounds aren't why you make $350K a year but I only make $250K, but think it's because you got 3 PhDs and I became a construction worker? You're using your PhDs to commit aversive racism.

by WeWuzKayngz November 16, 2023

Opportunistic Racist

The Opportunistic Racist follows the same mantra as the Preferential Racist, but is completely self aware of the hypocrisy and doesn't care since their goals are to weaponize grievances in a "rules for thee, but not for me" fashion. The Opportunistic Racist will use tactics such as cry bullying, tu quoque, misdirection, gaslighting, etc to paint their opposition in a bad light. However, they would do any of those same exact same things themselves and not see it as a problem. It's a form of projection, and a weaponization against their opponents of their preferential racism and hatred. They are essentially a more directly malicious version of the Preferential Racist. It is not uncommon to see these people as full time Grievance Grifters / Race Hustlers.

See Preferential Racist
See Crybully / Cry Bully

Opportunistic Racist: You need to pronounce Serra Heideonslanik's name properly! You don't care enough to pronounce it correctly, because you're racist!
Opportunistic Racist a week earlier: Steve Willawollabingbang is an idiot and I hope he get's hit by a car! How could anyone have given him that position?! (Actual name: Steve Williams)

by ApplesPotatoGardner November 21, 2023