Potato (v)
1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Potato archie is very cute but very I educated. He doesn’t know how to spell aggressive words without accidentally spelling duck. But even though he’s really bad a grammar, he still is rlly good at picking up strangers and going out with them and he is very good looking and cute
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021

Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

al hail to the potato
by bollenvis March 27, 2024

by BaMss December 14, 2019

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023
