People say that porn is a place where people show their privates and doing weird ass sexual stuff, but my version of porn is a bunch of airplanes and Their information
by Lily’ bam bam January 10, 2024
Get the Pornmug. A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
Get the Porn Fartmug. oh look, misfortune has nice knockers
yep she suuuure dus
gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
yep she suuuure dus
gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
by upursm8 February 3, 2020
Get the misfortune pornmug. When a guy stares off into space like he's left his body but he's actually visualizing a scene from a recent porn that he has watched. It usually lasts around 9 seconds.
I was taking photos of a couple when the guy was clearly in a porn trance and took a moment to focus on his girlfriend and the photos.
by Wordgobbler March 30, 2023
Get the porn trancemug. 
Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
Get the companion pornmug. The act of having sex with someone while there's a live camera displaying everything, so you're watching yourself f having sex live on TV as you're fucking. First ever porn you can can feel as it's happening and you get to control how it feels
Jeff and I were watching some meta-porn the other day when her mom walked into the living room we were in😘
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
Get the Meta-pornmug.