pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022

Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

little piss baby

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, following the passage and court reinstatement of Texas H.B. 20, a Texas law that imposes censorship limitations on websites active in Texas.

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

"Do I discern a tautology?"

by RevWaldo September 26, 2022

Piss-Pants Funny

The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.

"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."

by TheLaughsOnUs April 21, 2011

piss arsing around

Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.

He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.

by Jay_Guevara March 18, 2016

cat piss house

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.

Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!

by Telephony December 23, 2017

Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.

Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!

by CBoyed June 17, 2012