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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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Bonehead Play

The last offensive play for Miami University when they played Georgia Tech on 7 October 2023.
The Miami Coach called a real Bonehead play, the stupidest play call I have seen in years.
by Tiger Mike October 9, 2023
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playing with not myself

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...
by thatstragic October 8, 2022
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Who is playing Czechoslovakia?

Who is playing Czechoslovakia?
Is it you America? Or could it be you!
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Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation
I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.
by jondich September 3, 2021
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Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020
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play token

A "friend" you only ever interact with to fill up lobbies in video games.
A: So, are we inviting C over to play Ryan's Race?
B: Of course we are.
He's our play token, and he'd throw a fit at us if he didn't.
by ChameleonDragon September 3, 2021
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