x-men piss

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine

gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.

by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021

pissed off pansexual

A very angry pansexual.

"Damn that is a pissed off pansexual right there."

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo

Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins

by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021

Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022

Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.

Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")

by H-H McCou March 22, 2013

piss arsing around

Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.

He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.

by Jay_Guevara March 18, 2016