Sheet Rolling

Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.

Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.

by corneilius cumster July 28, 2011

Cinnamon Roll Job

A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!

Dude, I'm so bored.

Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!

Okay! Sounds awesome!

by proudyellowman April 15, 2011

Tuck n' Roll

When a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then "tucks" up into his waistband and keeps on "rollin" to be on his way again.

"Hey dude, do you ever tuck your boner into your waist band?"

"Fuck yeah bro, it's the 'Tuck n' Roll'!"

by Uncle Blaser June 16, 2014

rolling ATM machine

A personal car or motorcycle that is much cheaper to run than the rate at which mileage is reimbursed for work use. (the current government rate is $0.50/mi, other places do $0.40/mi, etc.).

Nick: I work for the Census and ride my 1980 Honda Cub. I get reimbursed fifty cents a mile but it costs six or seven cents a mile to run.

Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!

by nick2ny May 17, 2010

rolling brown eye

The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.

"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"

by DonKebuls01 November 1, 2008

Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk December 3, 2015

rock n roll

Kiss, led zep, acdc,queen, beach boys, guns n roses, black sabeth. all rock bands and all sound unique and not totally alike. Rock consists of different Genres froem heavey metle, to soft rock. persoonally i love punk rock e.g. the hives, sugarcult etc . . .

Kiss is the greatest rock n roll band ever. i mean cumin, have u seen gene simons' toungue !!!!!

by Steve white August 12, 2005