A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Holly Hell

Colloquial name for Holly Hill Psychiatric Hospital in Raleigh, North Carolina.

I told my therapist the reality of my mental state. The police picked me up and dropped me off at Holly Hell.

by Chunky dunking December 12, 2025

You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).

Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025