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Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.
Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!
by Fezzik May 23, 2006
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emo boy

An emo boy cannot be grouped by any stereotype. The various people who go "hurr that emo slits his wrists and dresses like a girl hurr he's so pathetic hurr" clearly fear what they don't understand. Emo boys don't all wear makeup, and the vast majority don't slit their wrists. Similarly, not all emos listen to bands such as Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance. They listen to what they want, when they want.

The only thing that actually defines an "emo" boy is how in touch with his emotions he is. They can be happy, sad, bored, whatever. They're just not afraid to show it.

Many people are emo, and even their closest friends don't know it.
*No proper example of an emo boy, Sorry*
by The King Of Zydeco March 15, 2008
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emo girl

a classic emo girl will have dark brown or black, badly dyed hair that is cut, chopilly arond the shoulder, wears a lot of black and neon colours. likes unknown bands and talks about how unknown they are. an classic emo girl wil cut her wrists, then cover it with armbands. she will wear v v tight skinny jeans and carry a messenger bag and will talk about how emo she is. but a true emo will never admit she is emo, will wear whatever she feels like, thought the majority is often black, do what she feels like, hangs with who she wants, listens to whatever music she wants. there is a big difference between posers and true emo's!!!
dont be fooled as a poser can look pretty much the same as an emo girl but arent!
by XxjenibellaxX January 28, 2007
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Emo Stick

The Emo Stick, its use commonly refers to beating Emo/Scene kids frequently on myspace, or randomly beating Emo/Scene in real life.

The Emo Stick can be anything, a piece of paper, a large stick, a sword, anything that can slaughter an Emo/Scene kid, and steal their soul in the process.

In a commonly used Myspace joke amoung the people who use the Myspace for the reason it was made (Contacting people you know, keeping in touch with friends, ect.) The joke being: "The Emo Stick, once used, steals the soul of the Emo/Scene human you beat with it, making the stick stronger, once the stick has absorbed more then two hundred souls, the stick must be burned, or the souls will be freed."

Or something to that effect.
Random person: "God damn, that kid is Emo, look at him crying and cutting his wrists in the corner over there."

Me: "PFFT, screw that, kill the emos, grab the Emo Stick and lets go beat him."
by Makocreation August 8, 2006
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emo kid

Okay, lets get things straight here. Emo kids are actually sometimes the coolist people around. Okay, okay. Just because I said you'd be "cool" dont brand yourself emo cus thats just stupid...
Emo kids are usually picked on, or mocked. In fact, kids who get mocked for being emo may not even be emo. Prime example, at school i have two freinds. They spend there lunchtimes singing to Panic! and MCR (badly i must say, but they are entertaining) due to this, our table at school has been branded the "emo table" oooookay. Theres no logic in that! I mean, we all like listening to rock music (thus that may be why we have our brand -emo table) but whatever!

Noooow. If you wanna find a TRUE emo kid, lets look for the common signs, no? (boys)
. Usually long hair that covers an eye. Sometimes also be spiked at the top. Usually dyed black, or can be brown. (Emo boy hair is hawt <3)
. Black eyeliner. Yep, emo boys wear eyeliner XD
. Heavy rimmed glasses, usually black. Classed as "nerd glasses
. Tight t shirts that may have a symbolic meaning. Also they usually wear a black hooded jumper with a band logo on the back
. A messenger bag with pin badges of bands up the strap
. Maybe skinny jeans designed for woman...
. Ever converse all star or vans
. Wrist bands

-Clothing is about the same for emo girls.

Right, and btw all emo kids DONT cut themselves! JEEEZ
Aw look at the emo kid. He has cute hair ^^
by TIAMOOON February 4, 2007
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Emo chick

Emo chicks are mint. Instead of following the crowd they have their own style and are proud of it. Uusally with darak hair either long or cheek length. They either wear tight black trouser or very baggy ones. Often wear studded belts and cotton polo shitrs with a color and stripes. Tight band t-shirts are popualr with emo chicks as well as plugs in their ear. The best thing about being emo is the lush emo boys!!!!! They are soo sexy its unbeliveable! The stereoypival image of emos cutting themselves and crying constently are not relevant to all. A lot of them actually live very happy lives :) Listen to emo music such as TBS, Death cab for cutie, Hawthorne Height, At the drive in and many many more.
'jus coz im an emo chick dusnt mean i hav a depressing life ok! jus coz i wear black and listen to a certain type of music dusnt mean i hav problems!'
by sexy emo chick April 17, 2006
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emo sigh

Emo Sigh - The act of sighing in a particularly emo fashion. Often used in blogs to show that the writer is depressed, and realizes that their current post or mood could be refered to as 'emo', and wishes to recognize this.
I failed my test, and my girlfriend broke up with me at lunch... Emo Sigh...
by Fullmoon December 29, 2005
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