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bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.
"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"
by emmae November 6, 2011
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Avant-bro

An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.

An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
by 185668232 July 9, 2012
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bro-dry

The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.
Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.
by Stoney Hawk July 22, 2010
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Bros for life

NEVER leaving someone hanging.

OR

On the HiNaBN skype chat, the sign for those who are pure to leave the convo.
Hanna: BROFIST.

Veser (halfway around the world): SURE.

*BROFIST*

HANNA+ VESER = CROSSSHATCHING BROS FOR LIFE
by Shini-Chan August 11, 2010
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Irony Bro

One who uses irony and/or satire as an excuse for their shitty sense of humor and/or thinks that offensive things are automatically funny with no regard for any actual comedic substance and calls anyone who disagrees with him triggered and/or an SJW.
"That guy's literally been following me around all day making stupid jokes and claiming it's satire when I tell him that he's not funny. What an irony bro."
by NestorMakhno August 25, 2018
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bro brah

by bobabillo gostapo April 28, 2005
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the bro code

some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention
"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"
by cock muncher 2112 November 2, 2018
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