MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019

March 16

People who are born on March 16 will fall in love with someone who is born on May 14.

March 16: I love you

by King_trix9 December 24, 2021

March 23rd

The day My Chemical Romance broke up until their 2019 reunion.
Saddest day in emo history.

I said March 23rd to the emo kid and he tried to kill me

by bobedoesthings March 11, 2021

March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022

March 11th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.

On March 11th, you will pick a hoodie and give it to your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will keep that hoodie as long as she wants.

by Obtuse Rubber Goose March 10, 2024

March 28

The date of birth of a person who is fun to be around but hates stick glue

Person a: wow i love people born on march 28 but their relationships with stick glue seem complicated

Person b: yeah man totally

by ihads3xwithurmom November 22, 2021