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May 4th

“Hey, you have to send me a booth pic.” “Why?” “Because it’s may 4th send a booty pic.” “Okay, fine.”
by Shshsk May 4, 2022
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May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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May 15

National give you gf you hoodie day!!
Jake: you want my hoodie?
Carla: i was gonna take it anyway because its May 15!
by 223454numbers May 14, 2023
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May 17th

The day you can get back with your bitch and fuck like its the first time again
by Ballboy #1 May 16, 2022
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May 18

May 18 is The doons birthday
by Tonka.usa May 18, 2022
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May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.
??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"
by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024
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Gary May

Will give you ice cream in your house while also living in your house. Will also give you colouring pages in your house.
by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022
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