Mercury kid

a very special flavour of troll; someone who will pretend to be suicidal, maybe even posting images of themself with self harm scars, just for the shits and giggles.

"Dude, I found this horrid mercury kid on Tumblr."
"This one seems to be.. a circle? with bleeding eyes?"

by Dodmod June 5, 2021

Kid zoned

When your parents treat you like a kid even if you're a grown ass adult.

I invited my friend Sarah to travel this weekend, who is 27, but her parents kid zoned her so she won't make it.

by DonSehIt June 10, 2021

kid and pum

you that one girl on tiktok who used remove the first and last letter of your name on fnf characters

remove the last and first letter of any character you think of

kid and pum

by redditwholesomebigchungus69420 June 11, 2021

carnival kid

a male Mexican (usually barefoot) worker who travels with a circus and carries a large crescent wrench in their back pocket to repair broken rides. due to a severe lack personal hygiene, there feet are black in color.

Juan Ramos (aka Wingman) has been a carnival kid ever since the age of eight.

by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan May 21, 2021

Fortnite Kid

9 year olds that play a game called "Fortnite" where they just shoot each other and buy overpriced "skins". Many people call these cringe-y 9 year olds "fortnite kids". When fortnite kids start arguments over something, they mainly try to start an argument with someone that plays a really popular game called Roblox. Usually they miserably fail, continuing to prove the cringe that they are. Whenever they are in a game and get killed, they usually scream into a microphone if they have one.

Fortnite Kid: "Fortnite is such an amazing game i cant believe anyone would play things like "Roblox" that game is lame"
Litterally anyone: "Yeah Yeah.. you keep thinking that Fortnite Kid"
Fortnite Kid: "iM pRoUd oF pLaYiNg fOrTnItE sO sToP bEiNg a lOsEr aNd sO lAmE"

by Submitted By you May 23, 2021

mad kids

usually describes phans, but generally works for any jamband freak. more specifically a non wookie non frat boy rager.

Mad Carey: "there were so many mad kids at the particle show"
BTab: "nice"

by Taul January 29, 2005

wayward kid

A chess player who only knows and plays the Wayward Queen Attack and sporadically makes crazy attacks. They almost certainly have a rating of less than 1000.

"The guy I just played against is such a wayward kid. I can't believe how many times he made weak threats."

by Mars N.X. June 4, 2023