A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.
by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F
by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Your such a JAKE
by SORRY STROKE HER JACK July 31, 2018
