"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."
Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.
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Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
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Frede: "Man, I don't understand why he wants to be with her.."
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
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{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
by BToxic December 30, 2017
Get the mcclane's law mug.As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.
1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
by somedude24 September 3, 2017
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This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
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