I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.

Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"

by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022

I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

I'm fine

I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun blew up and killed us all

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

I'm fine

by Ya Boi thunda December 5, 2019