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i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal
I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog
by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017
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Have fun, jokesters

Guy number one: What does the "HFJ" in Cheesy HFJ's name stand for?
Guy number two: Have fun, jokesters.
by Itz KittyPinkiez May 29, 2024
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I wouldn’t have missed

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.
“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”

“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”

Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025
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i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.
I been have this on for long time
by Namethisword February 24, 2020
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Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.
"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"
by Jellybelly0 October 31, 2021
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