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Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.
My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!
by txotumiii January 4, 2023
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Money

Money is any item or medium of exchange that is accepted by people for the payment of goods and services, as well as the repayment of loans. Economies rely on money to facilitate transactions and to power financial growth. Typically, it is economists who define money, where it comes from, and what it's worth.
" I paid the cashier some money for my ice cream"
" spare some money"
" Elon Musk has the most money in the world"
by am are james January 8, 2023
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Touching Money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug
stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett
by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023
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Black Money

Means buying stuff in the blackmarket
John:YO!! Jack look what i found!
Jack: ehh did you spend black money in the blackmarket again?
John: yes and i dont care!
by PsychoManias August 20, 2023
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The 'Money for nothing' effect

If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.

Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 23, 2023
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