Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 24, 2022

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

Fly and die

In rowing, the (usually novice) mistakes of starting a piece far harder/faster than you can sustain, resulting in a catastrophic 'blow up', and finishing at a snail's pace.

Have you seen Ben's core erg?! Talk about fly and die!

by elflover99 September 12, 2024

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

low flying military aircraft

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

by j.hamós May 21, 2018

Fly

7 shi

Damn 7 Fly Ash!

by Cache! March 18, 2024

Fly

An annoying faggot who seeks validation from minors and grooms them

Hey yk fly said I was pretty

Isn’t he like 25
Yeah I think so
Aren’t you 17

Yeah
That’s disgusting bro

by Killakock May 21, 2024