Nasal Cream

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.

I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine

by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

Too much of that cream

Having it too easy. Everything’s handed to you, mainly in a post office work area

“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 25, 2023

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.

Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.

by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018

supreme cream

when a man orgasms so hard his sperm ejaculates at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.

eg female 1: I was with this guy last night, I made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in cum.
female 2: really either he was really bad or you're getting really good

by Johnny Tsunami Bro February 8, 2017

dingleberrys and cream

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys

Bro I tried that dingleberrys and cream shit last night AMAZING

by Just a normal 18 year old girl November 25, 2021

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023