Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 03, 2017

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 04, 2017

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Sour cream boys

Some twins that are pale asf and can't tan worth of s h e t.

Have you seen those Dolan twins? Looking like some sour cream boys

by Ishurboi April 09, 2018

Boston Butt Cream

When you take two large Juno hot dogs at a Red Sox game wrap completely in cotton candy then stick all the way in a girls asshole, make sure you have at least one person covered head to toe in cream cheese watching you.

Yo who wants to partake in a Boston butt cream and the Red Sox game tn?

by Bostonbuttcream69 March 11, 2023

bryl cream

When you cum in your hand and then massage it into a girls hair as a hair he’ll sing brûlée cream a little dab ll do ya

Hey Chriso you see that girls hair

Yes Allister I gave her the bryl cream treatment

by Christrze August 12, 2021

Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

by Meier's Massiv July 06, 2015