chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018

Ice Cream Sandwich

he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far

you disgust me

IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-

Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 5, 2023

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023