cream ridge

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford

"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"

by idealalibi June 18, 2017

oh freaking whip cream

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017

cream gene

When one person loves cream so much they take dire states for it.

‘Omg he is such a cream gene he literally would die for it’

by Lolly.23 November 3, 2017

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

bavarian cream pie

Finishing inside during anal sex.

"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"

by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Little cream mountain

Place where you stick your face when told by upperclassmen

Look for the surprise in the little cream mountain

by LCM1 November 17, 2017