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cookie

a yoommy snack
Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man
by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021
mugGet the cookiemug.

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009
mugGet the Cookie Monstermug.

Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision
by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015
mugGet the Cookie o Visionmug.

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 4, 2012
mugGet the toilet cookiesmug.

Cookie Monster

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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