Boss baby

A paradox, the kind of kid that cries and whines when an authority figure like a parent is around, then talks bossy shit to people in a grown up voice when nobody is looking. A boss baby is soft and nerdy as a child, but deep down always wants and likes to fight people or likes fighting and arguments even if not directly involved in them. A spy kid that always tells everyone else to go away or get a life.

The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Cheetah Baby

A state of mind that is in between a "whoosh" (a depressive episode where you can only THINK and not act) and a "boing" (an episode of extreme action but no thought whatsoever, characterized by bouncing and running and saying weird things.) A cheetah baby is the worst mix of the two but usually what happens when someone is experiencing both at once.

I'm in a cheetah baby right now, hopefully I will be out of it soon.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Simply Baby

A word used to describe someone who is simply cracked at Valorant

J:"wow that person is so good at val!"
N:"I know right?! they are just simply baby!"

by Sugarmommyinval March 18, 2022

Bougie Baby

When parents dress their baby in all high-end designer brands.

(i.e. Versace, Gucci, Burberry, Fendi, Baby Jordans, etc.)

“Look at Nicki over there with her baby wearing Versace, dat’s one bougie baby”

by Candy gee September 14, 2021

fridge baby

nothing more, nothing less
there is a baby in my refrigerator and he has a loaded gun

person 1: ah shit, there’s a fridge baby in my refrigerator again

person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?

person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator

person 2: ah. understandable have a great day

by dust mite September 16, 2021

Plug baby

A baby that's born by accident because the hoe slept with a drug dealer

Shania had 7 plug baby's because she liked her meth dealer

by Agent420$moke July 21, 2021

Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things

Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"

by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022