The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Watery potato

A very nice potato

YUH
I like watery POTATOS yUh

‘What’s the best thing ever’
‘WATERY POTATOES’

by Potato yuh July 10, 2021

Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.

Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.

by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

by echaao January 24, 2013

potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.

'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'

by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012