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beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic
by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017
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Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.
"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."
by Makeme88 August 26, 2016
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wet beer

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.
by ogmac05 July 19, 2018
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bunner beer

Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer
Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”
by whosp July 27, 2024
mugGet the bunner beermug.

Not-Beer

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.

A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.

Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010
mugGet the Not-Beermug.

beer bong from the tit

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
by Livvy Dunne December 28, 2023
mugGet the beer bong from the titmug.

beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
by issys mom September 24, 2021
mugGet the beer bottle bitchmug.

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