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5%er

A statistical statement based on the common knowledge that only 5% of females in the United States know how to vacate a man’s soul from his body using the art of oral manipulation. It is said that when done correctly all blood flows to the male companions erect penis and away from the brain, making for easier manipulation of one’s wallet and primary aortic vessel.
Look at her! Shes got quite a set of lips. She must be a real 5%er!”
by Jane D. Pain October 31, 2025
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Mambo no. 5

a really cool band song that gets stuck in your head during gym and you "jazzy kick" to it. I forgot all the girls so I just call them all monika
band teacher:we're doing mambo no. 5
me: a little bit of monnika by my side a little bit of monnika in my life a little bit of monnika all I need a little bit of monnika all I see
by raybeez April 12, 2022
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i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."
by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023
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3d youtube firearm 5

Ammunition for 3d youtube firearm 1,2,3

Materials:
- Heavy paper (such as cardstock or construction paper)
- Scissors
- Ruler
- Pen or pencil
- Glue or tape
- Shotshell crimping tool (optional)

Instructions:

1. Cut a rectangular piece of heavy paper that is approximately 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This will be the body of the shell.

2. Fold the paper in half lengthwise, creasing it firmly. This will create a center line down the length of the paper.

3. Open the paper back up and draw a line across the center line, approximately 1/2 inch from one end of the paper. This will mark where the base of the shotshell will be.

4. Draw a line lengthwise down the center of the paper, starting at the base line and ending about 1/2 inch from the opposite end of the paper.

5. Fold the paper in half again along the center line, pressing firmly to create a sharp crease.

6. Fold the bottom end of the paper up along the base line, creating a bottom flap that is approximately 1/2 inch long.

7. Apply glue or tape to the top edge of the bottom flap, and press the two sides of the paper together to form a tube. Hold the paper in place until the glue or tape dries.

8. Fill the tube with the desired amount of shot.

9. Cut a circular piece of paper that is slightly larger in diameter than the open end of the tube. This will be the top wad.

10. Place the top wad over the open end of the tube, and press it down firmly to create a seal.
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Feburary 5

On February 5 You can beat you friends ass hard. Whenever you desire to.
If you are a male's and it's your birthday then you are will be a great Playboy.
Aah ! ma ass why god.
You know what it's FEBURARY 5 !
by SussybakaBOI March 19, 2023
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