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The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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NBEM
Non body expense of motion.
Folding of nbem, accelerate to run sense, run block mentally, sense of running. Measured by Feet Per Second.

Power limit is 5 and feet per second is 5. Qi, also Ki or Ch'i or Power limit.
You’re NBEM Qi also Ki or Ch'i or Power limit is high.
by Revolver Magnum November 26, 2022
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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Power creep

"Power creep" is a term used when new releases of characters are too strong. Making previous characters
"Man, the new characters in this game are too overpowered. The power creep in this game is insane."
by Power creep January 27, 2025
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Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 22, 2014
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Power Laugh

Super loud laughter, usually produced by a person working in sales.
by moooooooooooooooo0 April 7, 2022
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