Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

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real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.

wanna grab a real one?

by chunghwa October 24, 2023

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Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

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real eater

An individual who can perform oral sex at the highest level.

“you know what you’re doing?”
“dw im a real eater”

by Oshjays July 21, 2024

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Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

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