March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021

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March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

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march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

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March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

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