Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Slut Cookie

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.

The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

Sarah really enjoys Slut Cookies.

by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

cookie

a yoommy snack

Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man

by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021

booster cookie

yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money

mom can i get a booster cookie

timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game

by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

Cookie

YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip

Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg

by blast. September 30, 2020