breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

snake smacking day

A day went people come together to hit snakes

Wow it's snake smacking day hooray

by January 23, 2023

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 24, 2023

Snake Rangler

A person who likes dating snakes

I can't believe Tom is dating my ex best friend. That snake rangler

by HauntinHumanoid June 03, 2018

Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.

Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.

by woah bro chill September 28, 2020

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018