scrmbled eggs

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

by Rab Ha July 2, 2004

egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 14, 2015

egg

a egg is NOT a way to have sex u flipping faggots its is FOOD

I WANT EGG.

by i.make.weird.definitions. August 6, 2020

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

egg

"a food that you eat, it tastes great"

"we will eat eggs, for breakfast today".

by euhjkfhwjknf October 27, 2020

Alien egg

Psilocybe Weraroa. A psychoactive pouch fungus found only in New Zealand.

Are there any ways to eat P Weraroa to improve the taste.

There is only one way to eat the Alien egg. Straight from the ground, dirt and all.

by Floorskin May 1, 2021

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021