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Egg

I recently consumed an egg for my personal morning meal
by George Klingshirn May 9, 2020
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Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.
You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!
by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
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Egg

The cries of baby chicks, screaming for life again, wanting but never receiving. Doomed to eternal suffering.. Until the end of their painful existence when they are eaten by snobby humans. They will never be fre
”I REALLY want an egg, I will FUCKING KILL for an egg right about now”
by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020
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Egg Girl

A girl who's name starts with A, who also puked in class because she ate a dozen eggs for breakfast.
Egg Girl ate a dozen eggs for breakfast and puked in class.
by wearethicc June 9, 2018
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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
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Egg

by Tiger03 October 19, 2021
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