dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

step dancing

from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07, W1: "Step dancing, or stepping, is a form of street dancing that has evolved into a cross between Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Marine Corps basic training."

"'Stomp the Yard,' which was directed by Syvain White, is absolutely fixated by step dancing." (also from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07)

by Give credit to WSJ writer Joe Morgenstern December 10, 2008

Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.

I used to be a fetus dancer.

by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

Zaffino Dance

A strange bodily movement perfomed in nightclubs across the globe. This movement usually scares away all of the girls in said clubs.

"LOL look, he's doing the Zaffino dance"

by hernieh March 8, 2009

Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.

I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025