Pulled a Fox News

Taking a quote completely out of context to change the meaning of what the speaker said.

John said "Jason is not a man who fears death."

Sean Hannity pulled a Fox News by quoting John as saying "Jason is not a man."

by WilfyG March 6, 2011

New Years' Syndrome

Deciding that you going to do something new, too change your life in some way for the better or to achieve something but then becoming to Lazy to commit to it after a while and eventually giving up. Based on new year resolutions that you never keep

Saying that you have decided to go to the gym to get more fit and healthy but after a few days/weeks you start putting it off and then you give up and stop going to the gym. Usually happens during the period of New Year's eve/day and thus the Name New Years' Syndrome is appropriate.

by Sunnyko2 August 9, 2013

New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.

Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!

by ZefsDead January 25, 2019

New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.

The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.

by hubbycap November 13, 2011

New Brockton Alabama

If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school

Look at them new Brockton Alabama girls

by Unknown boiii December 7, 2018

New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

by orgasmpete January 9, 2011