an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.
Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real
Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real
Steve: real
Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real
by TSwany August 9, 2022
Get the realmug. 
if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.
by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018
Get the talk realmug. 
by Ploxed September 10, 2023
Get the Real.mug. a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
Get the real computer guymug. - yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.
by yessirskee May 2, 2021
Get the real shkits no poppitymug.