Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

straight hustle

That's when you 5-0, 5T, OT but not quite Go-At-Them. Now, the real gangster should keep it straight up hustling the Streets itself, though. Check the reality out on Streets of Rage 2. Like Jesus said though, "cause you have to love the goddamn neighbor either way"; that be the HEAT of it, KID.

'Cause in Gotham, I don't want to, but I have to, straight hustle some shit on Facebook to collect-call my damn welfare check.

by T.o.M.2 December 30, 2020

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

Straight Run Bum

In torch applied flat roofing, the guy who doesn’t do anything but straight runs of rolls.

I always get stuck doing the corners and curbs while that straight run bum takes all the easy work.

by Franklin T. May 2, 2022

Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.

"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.

by oorobotoo January 25, 2011

Straight

The main sexuality (it should be the only one). About 91% of the world population Is straight.

Mike: Hey bro are you gay?

Franklin: Nah man I'm straight.

by psodium March 2, 2022