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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
mugGet the Champagne social-Islamistmug.

spaghetti social

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear
by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017
mugGet the spaghetti socialmug.

Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends
Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022
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Social Troll

by Megawarpig November 12, 2019
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Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.
Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
by Pseudomer September 22, 2023
mugGet the Social Executionmug.

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma April 14, 2015
mugGet the social selfiemug.

Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.
Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
mugGet the Social anxietymug.

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