Top Sex

A phrase used to describe things (usually a person or object) of the highest quality.

"Max is top sex for doing all the work for us".

"That guy's car is top sex fosure".

by Net01 December 19, 2022

Lesbian sex

I was spending the night at my friend Amy's house and I had a massive crush on her. We were watching a movie when her parents weren't home and a steamy scene came on I could feel her looking at me and moving her hand along my thigh making me wet and as soon as I looked at her she pounced on me and started frenching me and I kissed her back sliding my tounge into her mouth. I realized she had no pants on and her wet thong was rubbing against mine. She took off my shirt and bra and began kissing my breasts as she moved down and took of my dripping thong and without warning stuck her tounge inside my clit while I moaned. I flipped her over and took off her thong and sat her on me so we wet pussys were against each other, I put stuck my finger in my pussy and pulled out my cum and spread it all over breasts while amy licked them clean and sucked on my nipples and I could feeling her cumming so I lay her on the floor and ate her out and stuck my fingers up her while she screamed. We scissored the rest of the night and I woke up to her tounge in my pussy and we did it all over again while we were in the shower.

I gave my friend lesbian sex and it felt so good.

by everyonetookmyusername December 28, 2022

sex taxer

a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.

Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"

by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

ROD-SEX

Male banging a woman from behind up the butt hole, normally done with consent. Female banging a male up the butt hole with a strap on, normally done without consent to shock the male. Can be one on one or during gang bangs.

He is super excited as she has given him her consent for rod-sex this weekend.

by MS J DANIELS April 28, 2021

Sex Siren

Someone whose looks alone scream sex appeal to all those around them. They can give a look that is so irresistible you'll find it hard not to be aroused.

That girl is a straight sex siren.

by nickfad June 9, 2022

Sex Mo

When ur hitting up a girl on E ur the Sex Mo

"I just took a shitton of E and im hitting up Sara!"
"Damn man ur in the Sex Mo!"
"On god frfr!"

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022