Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.

X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"

by Yushua January 28, 2008

Yusuf’s mom

A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at

Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni

Friend: I know right

Me: we should ask her for a rim job

Friend:let’s go

Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni

by Youngdagger dick July 28, 2019

Dan's Mom

The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.

Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.

by Joseph letova March 31, 2021

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017

Your Mom

A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"

Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm

by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009