Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022

Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.

You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me

by Mavendit November 22, 2021

Blowing bubbles

Making plans or agreeing to something without the intention of actually following through.

Lying or “blowing smoke”

“ hey I thought you said you were on your way” “oh, man I’m not gonna make it” “pssssss… You were blowing bubbles up my ass the whole time weren’t you?

OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”

by Cleehad smiff November 15, 2022

Sustainable Blow

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home

It's nicer way to ask a girl to do "Sustainable blow" a.k.a. blowjobs without condoms.

by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

blowing cheddar

illegally making money

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015