N M E

N M E is the evil company witch sends dedede his monsters to and i quote "clobber that there kirby"

dedede: I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY. nightmare: thats what we do best at N M E.
escargoon: you better get it with your money back garrentee!
(epic solo plays)

by aaaaaaa ur gay May 23, 2020

Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Sock n Butter

When you shove butter into a sock and fuck the shit out of it.

Rob: damn i wis-
Weasel- godamnbit I just found my uncle “Sock n Butter” ing on my bed

by Lamar Scrôdum November 30, 2020

Toke n’ Poke

Smoking marijuana and having sex.

Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.

Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.

My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.

My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.

by Dick Onchin January 28, 2022

Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.

Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.

by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011

Gape N' Vape

Take a big hit on your vape mod, then open up her tight puss and blow that vape right into her vag.

Jenny: "He was fucking me, then he just out of nowhere Gape N' Vaped me"

by the salt lake slayer June 28, 2017

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023