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Walking Mad

When you see a person walking with a purpose that is visibly noticeable whether it’s good or bad
by LegendBallz September 27, 2022
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Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
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spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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mad asl

"I'm mad asl I can't play basketball because of corona."
by Anonymous 22413 November 4, 2020
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Are you mad?

Are you mad means are you stupid or dumb
You have to pronounce the "mad" like "maad"
by Goostz September 10, 2022
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Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.
Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.
by Kill your god November 19, 2010
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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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