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Glasgow Kiss 

A punch to the face.
“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”
Glasgow Kiss by treyrjm March 4, 2020

Jew Kiss 

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!

COVID Kiss 

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.
"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"
COVID Kiss by Natbry May 24, 2020

National Kiss your crush day 

October 8th is national kiss your crush day
I’m gonna kiss the girl I like on October 8th because it’s national kiss your crush day

Australian kiss 

When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion
Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now
Australian kiss by Cwdballer November 7, 2020

Piss Kiss 

The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra
I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.
Piss Kiss by Cornflicker69 June 29, 2021