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National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019
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National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017
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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
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National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
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cum sucking road whore

by swagtastic light January 26, 2021
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Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communist ☭ utopia across every school in America.
The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr
by Jorg_Bush420 September 8, 2022
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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020
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